Part 3
Pre-season training continues
This week I decided to join the gym and loses a few pounds whilst toning up my ‘Greek Adonis’ physique.
Imagine my surprise when I found out the membership fee - I instantly lost 3 pounds of stool into my pants! After cleaning myself up and explaining that it was just my colostomy bag that had split, I was shown around the gym by my ‘personal fitness trainer’, Brian.
Brian said that he could show me a thing or two, so I had him explain how the various machines work. I found it quite strange that the workouts that Brian suggested were almost exclusively ‘bending down, touching my toes’ type exercises. I explained to the Pink clad Brian that these exercises were doing nothing for me - He said that they were doing fine for him.
The upshot of it all is that I won’t be joining the Gym after all. The membership fee was way too high, besides, Brian offered to ‘take care of me personally’ and for free. So I’ll be going to meet him at ‘The Blue Oyster’ bar for a cocktail and to discuss my ‘needs’
So that turned out all right, eh?
Catch you next time trench fans - Keep blocking
