Part 17
GAME 4 - The dark side returns...
Last season we were plagued by claim and counter claim regarding deliberate, and with malice aforethought, leg injuries and the like from as yet un-named offensive lineman.
Initial police investigations were unable to establish a culprit, but, Chief Inspector Winston Farquarharsen-Smythe from Stoke-e-shire police was clear in blaming ‘dark forces’ and was able to narrow the possible suspects to 1. William ‘Gary’ Dobson, and, 2.Simon ‘Taliban’ Begg.
Now, far be it from me to prejudice an ongoing investigation - but - Mr. Begg was unable to attend this week’s game due to finally being allowed to visit his brother in camp X-ray, Cuba. His place was taken by Mr. William ‘Gary’ Dobson. 3 plays into the game and I had been roll blocked by a team mate and had a shocking ‘near compound’ fracture of the leg.
Go figure.
Oh, and we lost - bugger
Catch you next time trench fans - Keep blocking
